The Lush Chronicles
People have been drinking alcohol ever since some ne'er-do-well caveman decided to down that funny-smelling berry juice despite the warnings of his friends. Since then, most people have fallen into two categories: Non-Drinkers and Casual Drinkers, or as I like to call them, boring people and amateurs. A small percentage of people unfortunately make alcohol a part of their daily lives without developing the knowledge, respect and self-awareness required to handle the habit. These people are drunks and they're uniformly awful. Depending on who you talk to, drunks will either be branded as degenerates or victims. The truth is that they're just not mindful of the power of the drink. They abuse it and disregard its nuances in favor of indistinguishable blankets of intoxication.